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One of the Most Beautiful Songs Ever Written…

On Saturday night, I was feeling a bit melancholy.

As I have written before, September is the time of year where I tend to assess my year’s progress.

It comes from years of being at school, and years and years of running a store at the University of British Columbia.

So, when the lyrics to this song came into my head, I tweeted them, and as I got responses, I knew I had to write about it.

The Tweet was:

“There’s not a word yet for old friends who just met… Close to my soul & yet so far away. I hope I go back there, someday” Great Gonzo #quote

I believe it is one of the most wistful, evocative and beautifully written lyrics, that I’ve ever encountered.

Despite being performed by puppets, the voice acting and wistful tone of Dave Goelz’s voice (the actor who plays the Great Gonzo) is for me, the highlight of The Muppet Movie. (The 1979 movie from which this song originates.)

The song was written by Paul Williams and Kenny Ascher.

The lyrics are:

This looks familiar, vaguely familiar,
Almost unreal, yet, it’s too soon to feel yet.
Close to my soul, and yet so far away.
I’m going to go back there someday.

Sun rises, night falls, sometimes the sky calls.
Is that a song there, and do I belong there?
I’ve never been there, but I know the way.
I’m going to go back there someday.

Come and go with me, it’s more fun to share,
We’ll both be completely at home in midair.
We’re flyin’, not walkin’, on featherless wings.
We can hold onto love like invisible strings.

There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.
Part heaven, part space, or have I found my place?
You can just visit, but I plan to stay.
I’m going to go back there someday.
I’m going to go back there someday.

There you have it, one of the most beautiful songs ever written.

For anyone in transition, or reviewing the moments… this is, I believe, the perfect song.

And, whether performed by a blue guy with a hook beak… or by a human… worthy of pulling out of the closet, and itself, reviewing.

Hope you enjoyed it !

What songs take YOU to a different place ?

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TomTom GPS and Customer Service…

A little over a year ago, in advance of the “Drive Hands Free” Cell Phone Law being enacted in British Columbia, my wife bought me a TomTom Go630 GPS.

It was something I had always thought about, but had never even looked at for myself, and I was excited.

It was difficult to sync up to my Blackberry initially… even the guy at the Future Shop, when we went back, had some difficulty, but he eventually got it working.

The Golden Ears Bridge opened a few months later, and I was disappointed that for many months after that, TomTom had no update for their maps, but otherwise it was great, and we were pleased with it.  I did post a comment on their website, and on Twitter, about the lack of updated Maps, but received no reply to either comment.

A few months later, my TomTom GPS lost its ability to connect to my Blackberry, at all.  It would “see” it, but it wouldn’t connect, to allow usage.

I wasted several hours, over a number of days, loading and re-loading software, and trying to get it to work… and then my wife reminded me that she had purchased the extended warranty, and that I should take it to Future Shop, to ask them for help or suggestions.

So, the next day I went off to the store, and, as one gets in this type of situation, was a bit… unsure… how this situation would get settled.

Well, I needn’t have been concerned, because no sooner had I walked up to the Customer Service counter, than the fellow there asked me, “Did it stop working with your Bluetooth ?”

I nodded, and he called to the appropriate department over the phone, and said to the person on the other end, “Yeah, got a customer with a TomTom… yeah… yeah… GO 630… can you bring it up front ?”

And, so it was, that I realized that I was just one of a number of customers who had had a similar problem.

Fortunately, I had used a removable SD Memory Card to store all the options, voices and custom maps, so when they handed me a new GPS, I popped out my Memory Card, and I was on my way.

Back at home, I logged into my TomTom account, connected the new machine, registered it as mine, got map updates, connected it to my Blackberry, and I was good to go…

Until a few months later, when, again, it lost its ability to communicate with my phone.

So, I went back to a different Future Shop…  but again, had a similar experience, except this time the lady didn’t even ASK what the specific trouble was, she just called the Manager, and asked him to get me a replacement.

I came home, and logged into my Tom Tom account, hooked up the replacement machine, and tried to connect it, and was informed by a Pop Up Window that I wasn’t allowed to change GPS’s, because it hadn’t been six months since the last change.  It also went on to say that if there were any issues, I should contact TomTom Customer Service.

I send a message to TomTom, both by e-mail and Twitter, and a few days later, get a reply with instructions on how to connect a replacement phone to my TomTom GPS.

By now, I am getting frustrated, so I let a few days pass, to cool down.

But, I hadn’t read that if I didn’t reply within 72 hours, they would consider the issue resolved.

So, I started again, with a new letter.

Three days later, I get an acknowledgement of my request, and the following statement:

In order to resolve this issue, please provide us with the Proof of Purchase for the device. Attach the Proof of Purchase (invoice copy) in .pdf, .bmp, or .jpeg to this incident by following the steps provided in the link following. An original copy of the receipt or the invoice showing the date of the purchase, the model and the dollar amount.

I’m not sure WHAT difference it makes, that I have a cash register receipt that shows that I exchanged it… but, shaking my head, I sent it off to the good folks at TomTom this morning.

In the meantime, I have a TomTom GPS that is a Bluetooth phone connection, and little else.

I find it stunning that TomTom has no Customer Service Reps who reply to customers on Twitter.

I find it appalling that I am being made to jump through hoops, to prove that I AM a TomTom customer.


This image has nothing to do with anything, but I just wanted to put a different image, for a moment of respite from the frustration...

A moment of respite from the frustration...


In a time where technology is becoming less about brand name, and more about options, features and price… as a commodity, when something goes wrong, you HAVE to have good customer care, otherwise your Brand will develop a stigma.  And stigma in the marketplace is very hard to remove.

My experience has been bad, and yet I am still forced to use their product, until my warranty is up… so TomTom have me trapped as a customer.

I know that the next time I buy a GPS, it will not be another TomTom, nor would I ever recommend TomTom to anyone.

This type of customer relationship is NOT GOOD for either side.

I hold out faint hope that someone at TomTom may care, and may yet be able to pull something out of their hat… but I fear that TomTom may have locked the castle gates, and are huddled inside, listening to one angry villager pounding on the doors, but unwilling or unable to help or talk.

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As I re-read this post, it is a tad ranty, and I apologize for that.

When we get new technology, it is bright and exciting…  and we want it to work, and to have a good experience with it.

Sometimes the experience is not what we expect, such as my NetBook purchase… where I realized belatedly that my needs require a larger screen than the NetBook affords me.  However, I still use my NetBook, and enjoy it for what it is.

When we purchase technology and there are continuing issues… the experience is not enjoyable or beneficial.

I don’t think I have EVER had a similar situation to the one I’m experiencing with TomTom… where the product has repeated “issues” on multiple devices, and the Customer Service seems to be delayed, and inconsistently attentive.

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Subsequent to writing this Post, I received another e-mail, asking for the Device Code of the new device, and saying in part:

Thank you for updating the incident. We appreciate your time and efforts in contacting us.

I apprehend that you are upset with TomTom Customer Service that you have experienced. Please be assured that we always have the best of intentions of providing outstanding customer service to our customers, and we will do our best to address any issues you may have.

Kindly note that I have escalated this issue to the concerned team for further assistance. We will contact you when more information is available.


In the meanwhile, I sincerely request you to please provide us with the device code of your device. You can find the device code with the instructions in the following link: http://www.tomtom.com/7365

Once we have the device code we will ensure that we will resolve this issue instantly.


I know how exasperating this experience has been for you, but we know the importance of our business with our valued customers.  Let me assure you that what happened in your case is not typical of our level of customer service. We continue to be committed to providing you and all of our customers with the highest standards of service in the industry.

Maybe they will pull this one out, and I won’t have any further problems…  Time will tell.

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Something… somewhere… has obviously clicked, because after 8 days, I have had 2 e-mails within the span of an hour, both most apologetic about the delays in getting me a resolution to my problem, and now my TomTom GPS is a functioning GPS again.

I just hope it doesn’t break again….

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And, in a further update, TomTom just contacted me to ask me to give an assessment of the Customer Service Care that I have received.  It will be interesting to see if I receive any further response, as I called into question their willingness to stand behind their products which are sold, but have an apparent defect.

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Hema’s Amazing Web Ad…

I can’t take credit for this…

I didn’t even FIND it.

This website was sent to me in an e-mail.

When you click on the link, give it a few seconds, and the page will start falling apart.

(And, in case anyone is concerned… no it ISN’T one of those scary faces suddenly appear websites)

It is some sort of ad for a chain of Dutch Department stores.

Thanks to @Habidabi and @Darby55 for sending it along:

HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam . Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands ..

Take a look at HEMA’s product page – just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens.

DON’T click on any of the items in the picture, just wait.

This company has a sense of humor and a great computer programmer, who has too much time on his hands.

http://producten.hema.nl/

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do…

Breaking up is hard to do…

No, I’m not talking about the Carpenters, or Neil Sedaka.

The raw fact is, breaking up sucks.

I’ve had family, friends, co-workers and acquaintances go through break ups, and:

(…Stop sweating, it isn’t ABOUT you…)

Rarely is it easy… Almost never entirely mutual… And FAR too often ends up devolving from Love and going to Indifference*, without getting a chance of stopping at Friendship.

Sometimes, when there are kids or pets, it can get… ugly.  And that is what I am writing about today.

On my travels, I pass through a major intersection in Pitt Meadows, and for the better part of a year, I have seen a sign that is extremely well glued onto the back of a traffic sign.  In black block letters, on medium green paper, it says: “XXXXX XXXXX** IS A DEADBEAT DADDY”

XXXXX XXXXX IS A DEADBEAT DADDY

I don’t know the guy, and I did go so far as to try to see if he was listed in the phone book, and couldn’t find him… but someone has spent a LOT of time, trying to scrape away the name, whereas no attempt has been made at the bottom portion of the sign, where the paper has actually detached from the sign.  Apparently, XXXXX XXXXX (or one of his friends) only cared that the name get removed, and not the claim that he was a deadbeat.

It seems to me, that it was pretty innovative, on the side of the mother, to take felt pen to paper, and superglue to sign.

But how absolutely sad, that she had to go to that length.

Up close, you can see the effort that was put into getting the name portion removed.

Apparently that same effort wasn’t put into his contact and support of his family.

Like I say, I don’t know the people involved, but it made me very sad.

I guess maybe for some, breaking up ISN’T hard to do… I guess some folks can move on, and not look back, at all !


*Taken from Elie Wiesel‘s quote:

“The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it’s indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it’s indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it’s indifference.”

** I think I spent more time deciding whether I should obscure his name, than I did writing the story.  At the end of the day, I decided to obscure it because a) I don’t know the facts BEHIND the poster, so I’ve only heard one side… and b) because the guys name isn’t the point.  The point is the extreme lengths she had to go to, to try to shame him into meeting his obligations.

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